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Home caretaker for a parent. I've never written any stories before. I found Novelo and I thought I would give it a try. It turned out to be an enjoyable activity. I also appreciate the variety of stories presented here. I also like to draw. Creativity is a skill. I enjoy the process of creating.

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The ocean by Lkenny
16-00

Waves dance all around me. Splashing up against my body. The ocean roars it's mighty sound like rolling thunder, as the waves crash against the shore and flows up the beach before retreating. Thunderous waves breaking on the jetty. The golden smooth sand between my toes has a calming and relaxing effect on the soul. As I walk the beach leaving footprints behind me the ocean waves come to the shore to wash them away. Finding seashells, sea glass or driftwood that the tides bring to the shore. Exciting finds for all. Wild winds blowing across the ocean's surface causing waves to battle each other in a destructive powerful commotion. As I stand on the beach by the edge of the ocean, I feel the cool wind of the sea breeze blowing toward me. A refreshing smell of salt water in the coastal air. The radiant sun beaming down on my face is so invigorating and soothing, such a pleasant sensation. Oceans vastness and calmness can inspire feelings of peace, tranquility and well- being bringing a smile to my face. The ocean is ravishing when it is calm but also dazzling in the storm. The water glimmers and shimmers with shades of blue and white when sunlight hits it just right. The vibrant sea bustles with aquatic life, both marine animals and plants. Highlighting the sea's allure and hidden mysteries within this wonderful ocean. The picturesque sea is a lively and bustling place. Sometimes my mind wanders as I sit on the beach just watching the waves roll in. It is so captivating and mesmerizing. Waves create a rhythmic hypnotic pattern that is soothing to the body and mind. An everchanging sea scape is like a form of art that captures the beauty of the sea. Fascinating and mysterious, its unknown depths that are not yet explored. The sea creates the sound of calming white noise that drowns out other noises and distractions. The cries of sea gulls as they glide over the ocean in the strong wind. They symbolize freedom. Walking the pier leading to the ocean feeling the waves hitting the pillars below. Watching the people fishing or just relaxing, taking in the beautiful views. Observing some boats sailing by the breeze helps and glides them on the sea. They ride the ocean navigating the waves from small vessels to cargo ships. The ocean all around me as far as my eyes can see. Infinity.

The adventures of Space fish and Mega pickle by Lkenny
24-00

Space Fish goes where no other fish is willing to go. He is a fish out of water. With his fishbowl on his head, he is able to survive his long journey in space. His trusty, sidekick Mega Pickle is his loyal counterpart. These two defend space from scallywags and evil doers. They come from a planet called Kerplunkin. Fish and pickles coinhabit this planet. Together they are one. They find their relationship interesting and even complementary. Despite their differences the pickle would represent a strong passion, sometimes on the sour side. While the fish would symbolize a more calming down-to-earth personality. They go very well together. This planet known for its purple hue full of mystery and imagination. The optical illusion of the pink clouds superimpose on the dark blue sky makes a purple hue on the planet Kerplunkin. The oceans inhabit luminous creatures due to the twin suns that reflect off the water. Space Fish and Mega Pickle were born here. Growing up together and training to become star soldiers. The day came when they were ready to go out on their own and battle the world of crime. Space Fish and Mega Pickle orbit through space in their craft keeping criminals at bay. Their dispatcher Captain Froggy Mc Ribbit is ready and able to relay messages to Space Fish and Mega Pickle of any criminal activity in or around the solar system. Their motto is, to fight is to win the battle against crime. They are brave and willing to face all kinds of danger. Bleep, Bleep, Bleepity, Bleep a message comes in from Captain Froggy Mc Ribbitt .Space Fish and Mega Pickle, proceed with caution the Slimeball worms are looting the Space Mart on planet Kabibble Bobble. All customers were evacuated. Slimeball worms are known for their ability to transform themselves into big gooey balls of slime. They are eating the candy in isle 5. Over and out. Space Fish and Mega Pickle hear the message and proceed with caution to the Space Mart. When they arrive on the premises, they discover a trail of slime leading to isle 5, the candy isle. Due to Mega Pickles size, he is able to see what the Slimeballs are up to. He puts Space Fish on his shoulder to analyze the situation. These Slimeballs are getting their sugar fix mighty early in the morning. They are up to no good, there is more to this than meets the eye. says Space Fish. We will lay low and follow them. The Slime balls wiggle through the back door exit of Space Mart. Leaving a trail of poisonous slim behind them. Space Fish and Mega Pickle following behind not to be noticed waiting patiently for the Slimeballs next move. What could their next mischievous endeavor be? With potato gun, and transporter gun in hand. Space Fish and Mega Pickle observe the Slimeballs beside the Stellar Pizza Parlor. The Slimeballs are inside the dumpster. Ravishing their favorite past time meal of pizza. When they are finished feasting, they wiggle out of the dumpster. Space Fish is impatient he needs to stop these Slimeballs now before they create more havoc. He fires his potato gun causing a warp bubble around the Slimeballs. The Slimeballs are trapped with nowhere to go. They transform into a huge ball of slime. Oozing through the warp bubble. Now the Slimeballs are furious. They wiggle to the space station next door and topple over the gas tanks. Mega Pickle yells Power to the pickle as he picks up the Slime balls and hurls it into outer space. Space Fish and Mega Pickle think they did a good deed for the planet Kabibble Bobble. Not knowing when a Slimeball gets hurled into outer space it will mutate into a two headed, mouth full of fangs, Slime ball with legs like a centipede. Having the suction of a Shark vacuum cleaner. Being able to devour a Mega Pickle in 1 gulp. These mutated Slimeball worms are now more than Space Fish and Mega Pickle bargained for. OH No, what did Mega Pickle do? Did he just cause the destruction of the universe? Mega Pickle picks up Space Fish and runs toward the space craft. Remotely opening the crafts door and starting the engines. Turbo power and force field activated. Invisible mode on. Transport laser functions operatable. Space Fish commanded his craft like a fish in water. We will capture this Slimeball, or my name isn't Space Fish. Mega Pickle replies yes sir, let's destroy these Slimeballs. Bleep, bleep,bleepity, bleep Captain Froggy McRibbit here, do you read me? Come in McRibbit, hear you loud and clear. Slime balls on my radar, they are heading your way. Proceed with extreme caution. Double check all systems, be attentive to potential problems or dangers. Be on the lookout for for an opportunity to take out these Slimeballs. Godspeed, over and out. The situation is under control all systems go. over and out, replied Space Fish. Let's smear these Slimeballs out of commission. Mega Pickle selects a song off his Sirus xm channel. Seek and destroy by Metallica. Space Fish spots a large mass out his portal window. He sees the Slimeball worm sucking up interstellar dust particles, clusters and space junk. Space Fish shouts to Mega Pickle, Ready., set, shoot that Slimeball. Mega Pickle aims the transporter laser guns at the Slimeball. Seek and destroy mission is now on. He presses the fire button, the Slimeball is transported to a black hole forever spiraling downward into the darkness where gravity is so intense that nothing can escape its pull, not even light. The point of no return. Power to the pickle Mega Pickle yells. Space Fish and Mega Pickle live on to fight to win the battle against crime once again. BOOYA!

The cats meow by Lkenny
22-00

Lets face it, you cannot train your cat. The cat trains you.Could it be the cat thinks you are his pet?The cat is your master.He rules the roost. He thinks he is the superior one.Who'd a thunk it? He poops and pees in a box. You clean it as he watches you. After its clean, the cat poops and pees in it again. While watching you. Then you clean it again. Who's the boss? Cat meows, oh you're hungry, let me feed you. Happy cat. Cat sits on you. You can't get up not wanting to disturb him until the cat wakes up and decides to leave after his long cap nap. Who's the big kahuna?Cat wakes you up in the morning kneading his claws in your stomach because he's hungry, you need to get up before he makes you his pin cushion. Ahhh! You smell an odor of freshly made cat poop. You need to clean the litter box again and again. Stinky cat. Cat sits next to you on the arm of the chair. He stares at you for the longest time as you are reading a mystery novel. The cat lets out a loud meow you're startled, you get up for a glass of iced tea you come back to the comfy chair to find the cat sitting in your spot. Nice and warm just for the cat. You just made dinner. You leave the kitchen for a minute to get hotdog buns out of the pantry. Big mistake. Cat smells food in the kitchen jumps on the counter sees a plate of hotdogs knocks hotdogs off the plate to the floor, feast time. You walk back into the kitchen to find him eating your dinner, he snatches 2 hot dogs in his mouth and runs down the hallway under the bed. That night the cat has the most terrible farts in the world as he's sleeping in your bed. Who's the big cheese? Cat sits on my laptop Why? He's got many other places to sit. Lazy cat. Why do cats ignore us when we call them, because they don't need anything at that moment. Stubborn cat. The cat sees you are ignoring him; no, you can't do that. He will meow loud and rub against you till you give in. He gets his way. Smart cat. He'll stalk you and pounce on you as he's hunting a predator. You are not a mouse. You are his. When you have company, he does not like to share you, remember you are his, he sits on you or by your head on the couch. When you get up, he gets up and follows you. You head to the bathroom close the door. He is left on the other side. Meow, meow as he's saying let me in. You see his paw come under the door then you see two paws under the door, Meow. You open the door. purr, purr rub, rub. It's as if you were gone for a week. Don't get me wrong all cats aren't bad. If they trust you, they will snuggle up with you at night or on top of you whichever they prefer, Purring the night away. Music to your ears. Always puts me to sleep. Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Yes, they are curious little buggers, but it made the cat an individual feline.

. Each with a different personality. Is your kitty the cat's meow or the cat's pajamas you make the choice. They both have the same meaning. Does the universe revolve around your cat? Sure, why not. May you find the kitty of your dreams to curl up with and fill your life with love and affection. Unconditional love all wrapped up in a fur ball. Lucky kitty.

Whispers in the wind by Lkenny
32-00

The breeze blows softly through the trees. Whispering sounds of rustling leaves. Delicately dancing in the wind. Gracefully blowing up the hill gently landing by the old stone mill. In the fields of wildflowers so vibrant and fragrant. The scent of wildflowers attracts the bees and butterflies to pollinate. Dandelion seeds delicately carried by the wind. Floating away long distances to spread in different directions to find their destinies to grow again. Providing a lovely landscape with a crystal-clear lake that mirrors the sky of brilliant blue. White clouds drifting slowly by geese flying in the sky. Taking a break to swim in the lake. The sun shines brightly glowing over the meadow, nourishing the flowers by the hours. The woods nearby peaceful and serene. The view is enchanting. Pleasant to the eyes. A log cabin blending in the surroundings with rocks and trees a simple retreat. To be with nature a sense of harmony and tranquility surrounded by the beauty of the woods. A waterfall nearby catches my eye upstream from the creek. A scenic spot to sit and watch the water fall onto the rocks. Sounds of splashing and flowing water. Whispers in the wind relaxing the body and soul. Peace of mind an inner calm. Serenity and contentment is what I found. To be as one with nature. To walk alone barefoot in the grass, to immerse yourself and your senses connecting with nature. Being able to find yourself. A little bit of life's problems to disappear and fade away with quietness and ease. My happy place as you can see is a miracle of well-being for me. Every moment I spend here I slow down and enjoy the little things in life to the fullest. I cherish these moments and hold them close to my heart. To make every day and moment a memory to last you must enjoy life until your death. Don't rush through life. Take time to breath. Experience and appreciate the moments that are important to Thee. Make your world a better place. Enjoy your life. A sense of belonging and wellbeing is crucial for all. Feed your mind, body and soul with good intention. Listen to the whispers in the wind sending gentle murmurs in your ear, for only good thoughts to hear. As gentle as a whisper blowing in the breeze a soft wind blowing gently through the trees. Caressing my skin so delicately and light, flowing through my hair with playful delight. A gentle kiss on my lips, so soft. This wind is like a gentle hug wrapping around me so subtle and quiet. Embracing me with affection and tenderness. Like a loved one's touch that tickles your skin. Warm thoughts of Whispers in the wind.

Self- Sabotage by Lkenny
28-00

Bill Hardy has a neurotic personality He is 46 yrs. old lives by himself. His fears are overwhelming. He sleeps with a nightlight. The dark is most fearful. His panic attacks seem to happen just thinking about it. The dark is not his friend. Closing his eyes just to sleep puts him in a frenzy. He watches TV until he gets so tired he just passes out. On the night of February 26th, he had a very hard time falling asleep. His mind would wander. Thinking about everything he had done during the day. He finally passed out at 2am.When he awoke, he was not in his bed he was in a bog with dead bodies all around him. The water is extremely cold. Screaming and trying to escape the horror. He makes it to the side of the grassy muddy edge slipping back into the bog with bodies seeming to be pulling him in farther. He tries with all his might to escape their grasps. He makes it to the edge and drags himself up onto the grass. He hoisted himself up slipping again and again. It's no use he cries. This swamp is going to succumb me. I will forever be with the dead in the bog. A panic attack sets in racing heartbeat, trembling, shortness of breath, getting dizzy. The anxiety is getting worse. I need to take a deep breath; I need to focus if I'm going to get away from here. He drags himself through the rotted leaves and plants, waist deep in the mud. Feeling like quicksand ready to suck me in. Exhausted, I spot a tree branch close to the ground, trying to lean forward dragging myself closer to reach the branch. I reached the branch grabbing it but my hands slipping from the mud. I feel as if I can't go on. I close my eyes fearing the dark. I lose consciousness I begin to spiral farther and farther into the bog. I'm in a dream like state. Feelings of peace, detaching from my body. I shiver profusely. My eyes open wide I am in my bed covered in mud next to me is a bog body. I let out a blood curdling scream. The body starts to dry out and crumble. I jump out of bed I land back into the swampy bog. Splashing my arms franticly. Decomposing flesh hanging from the bones of human remains. What kind of hell is this I screamed? a bog man floats up to confront Bill. What kind of hell is this you ask? You simply little man who fears everything. I am the voice of reason, I see you tremble uncontrollably You are frightened of me as you are frightened with your life. You pathetic, fearful little excuse of a man who is afraid of your own shadow. Your lack of courage is cowardness. Bill closed his eyes in fear. Choose your path fear or bravery. Bravery is what you do to overcome fear. Fear is what you do to overcome bravery. Conquer your fears! Bravery is not about the lack of fear but facing them with the courage to confront it. WAKE UP!!! Bill Shivered opened his eyes he was back in bed. Looking over the side of his bed fearing he would land back in the swamp. He needed to make sure he saw the floor. He got out of bed. Walked to the bathroom, splashed water on his face. What does he see in the mirror? An apparition of strange faces. Seeing himself all distorted Confronted by his reflection in the mirror. Seeing himself as others see him from his childhood to present. Fear, sadness all types of emotions are in his reflection. The mirror shatters as the reflection of fear was the last emotion Bill saw. He is now filled with fear for the rest of his pathetic life. Never knowing bravery. Dread, terror, fright, distress, horror, nightmares the madness. He is losing his mind, going insane. Losing contact with reality. Self-sabotage. There is no way to escape these emotions. My life is traumatized and frustrating the cycle never ends. Stop the world I want to get off. Alone in life and alone in death. Bill closes his eyes never to awaken again. He wallowed in his pity. With no defense against it. He was drained of all his senses. Not being able to fight his fears he succumbed to his death. The spirit of Death took this fearful, weak man unexpectedly. Bill did not overcome his fears. Fear was his enemy. He is now at peace.

The trunk by Lkenny
39-00

We found a time capsule dated 1975 but the items inside were from 2025. My brother and I started our adventure on a drive to Pennsylvania. We had our metal detectors and shovel in the back of the pickup truck. Our destination was a large field in the middle of nowhere. We grabbed our gear and started detecting. The metal detectors would make faint beeps finding coins and nails nothing worthwhile. Two hours into our adventure we decided to head for home. Keeping our metal detectors low to the ground. Suddenly the detectors made a loud constant beep. We got our shovels and started digging. About three feet down my shovel hits something hard. Tap, Tap It sounds as if it is something made of metal, we dust off the dirt. To our amazement we find a medium sized trunk. We finish digging around the trunk, so we are able to hoist the trunk out of the hole. Excitement sets in. It is a leather trunk with thick straps and rivets with a heavy padlock. On the side is a plastic bag containing a piece of folded paper. We carry the trunk to the pickup truck, cover it with a blanket and put it in the back with our gear and head home. Our minds racing with all kinds of ideas. What could be inside? Jewels, or old coins. A pirate's bounty. We finally make it back home. I pull the truck up to the backyard patio. My brother and I pull the trunk out of the pickup and lower it on the patio. We open the plastic bag, carefully take out the paper. I read it aloud. This is a time capsule from the year 1975. Be careful what you wish for. Curious and mystified I look at the padlock. I need to find something to pry this open. I head to the shed, finding a crowbar, wire cutters and a hammer. I hand my brother the crowbar and wire cutters. I take the hammer and pound the padlock. Not hard enough I try again. My sister hears all the ruckus coming from the backyard. What do we have here? I tell her our story. She says step aside. She pulls out a bobby pin from her hair puts it into the padlock wiggles it and viola the padlock is opened. Jumping up and down with excitement. Kudos to you sis! They all lift the heavy lid of the trunk. They find an iPhone, laptop computer, Alexa, a small drone, smart glasses a virtual reality headset A 3dprinter, newspaper from the year 2025. How can this be? Scratching his head It's only the year 1982.The mystery thickens. They dig deeper into the trunk to find a box with a note that says open at your own risk. If I were you, I would not open it. Curious as they are, they open the box anyway disregarding what was written on the note. They find a jar. I unscrew the lid; a large puff of smoke escapes the jar. It comes towards me and enters my body through my nose. I cough extensively. I felt my blood pressure rising, my heart pounding. I feel like I am turning into a monster. Something that possess evil, bigotry, greed, deceit, gluttony, envy, pride, chaos, idiocy, narcissistic tendencies, incompetence and lust. My brother and sister look at me horrified. As I grow 20 years older in less than 2 minutes. I put on weight. I've changed right before their eyes. All of the world's evils have escaped and entered my body. Oh the insanity. Horrible, horrible things flew into my body. I realize now, I am turning into a very bad politician, that could well be on my way to be President of the United States of America. The world is doomed. I yelled in agony. I screwed the lid on tight and as fast as I could. How stupid of me. I never should have opened the jar. Now I am paying the consequences. There were still little puffs of smoke left in the jar that did not escape. Confidence, goodness, moral values and the concept of hope. Ever since that day we have been able to hold onto these four components to secure the future of humanity. We will never lose these.

The adventures of Peep the silly little sheep   Book 3 by Lkenny
62-00

Peep, as we all know, lives on a farm. Her friends are a donkey, chickens, pig, cow and duck. They all like to ride in Mr. Farmers truck. They see Mr. Farmer getting the truck ready for a ride into town. Watch out Mr. Farmer they might knock you down. The chickens cluck the donkey brays the pigs oink, duck quacks 'and the cow moos. Goose is on the loose, he's running up the trailer. Honking so loud don't forget me I want to join the crowd. Peep yelled; we need to get snacks like some apple jacks. As they all jumped into the back of the pickup truck trailer. Just my luck said Duck I'm standing in pig muck. Cluckety,cluck, cluck the chickens cackled. Duck huffed and fluffed his feathers making himself look bigger to frighten those silly chickens like the dickens. Riding down the long country road they see a toad. Thats quite a truck load said the toad Their ride is quite bumpy. The donkey is getting jumpy. Hold on everyone our journey has just begun. Peep said, Oh, pigs don't be so cranky I'll sing you a song. It won't take too long. We can all sing along. Peep began to sing. "Flubadubdub were in a club. animals on the farm. The meadow is where we play all day. Then we go to the barn to lay in the hay. We all get along; we cause no harm. We are aware that we need to share, I do declare we all need loving care, for all the animals on the farm". The animals enjoyed Peeps song, but something was wrong. They couldn't find Duck I think she fell out of the truck. What shall we do, this can't be true. We need a clue. The cow said Moo. I found a clue. Duck's mucky feet left mud on the rim of the truck. She must have lost her grip and slipped and flipped. Peep heard a quack near the trailer hitch that pulls the tagalong trailer. Peep looked down I see duck, yelled Peep she's stuck between the truck and trailer. We need a rope to tie around me and lower me down so I can grab Duck to get her unstuck. The chickens cluck I found rope. We have hope, what luck we need to help Duck. The donkey and cow lowered Peep. She made a clean sweep. Duck was safe. Pull me up yelled Peep, Hurry up. Cow and donkey pulled with all their might. Oh, what a site to see peep and duck safe and in place. Thankyou cow and donkey you are brave and mighty heroes. When we get home, I'll be sure to get you some churros. The time has come Mr. Farmers trip into town was done. He had all his animal feed and hay. Time to get on his way. Homeward bound he shouted. He started his truck and heard a cluck chicken get in the back of the truck. He chuckled and threw some honey suckle through the back window for some chicken pickins.. On the road again. Peep held onto Duck so she would be safe just in case she would be misplaced. On the way home they saw toad with a friend to jump into the lake in the deep end. Kerplunk with a splash they made a dash for the lily pad to climb onto. Mr. Farmer drove down his long driveway coming to a stop. He got out of the truck to unload his animals. One by one they walked down the ramp. Duck leaving mucky feet prints behind him. They all scampered every which way to play and play. Cow and Donkey ate the churros that were left by Peep. Oh how they loved that silly little sheep. Duck ran to swim in the pond. Peep close behind always to keep an eye on Duck as to always, always take time out of your day.to stop and say I will be there for you anytime of the day.

The adventures of Peep the silly little sheep   book  1 by Lkenny
34-00

Peep the little sheep was sitting on the snowy hill. Duck, Peeps dear friend was nearby. Peep wanted a thrill to show off her skill. She slid down the hill and bumped into duck right on his bill. They tumbled down together, white feathers blinding my sight Oh no what a fright. Quack, quack I'm going to ride you bare back. We can bounce back and get on track. Ducks plan worked They rammed into the haystack. Soft landing yelled Peep. Oh duck so silly of me. I was trying to be carefree. The breeze blew a scrumptious smell towards Peep and Duck. Strawberry Rhubarb I presume. Coming from the porch window ledge. Just high enough for me to wedge the pie on it's edge. Duck and I will have a sweet treat. The pie landed on the ground Strawberries and rhubarb all around. Strawberries on Peeps head, Rhubarb on Ducks feet. What a mess we made, Duck said, I need some lemonade. We ate to our hearts content. UH, OH who do we see but Mrs. Farmer looking at me. Shouting and uttering words that were absurd. Swinging her broom in a motion so fast. Duck and I dashed in a flash. We hid in the sweet mash refrigerated room in the darkness behind the trash can full of oats and mash. In case we needed to make a dash. Mrs. Farmers broom broke in two. Trying to wedge it between the canoe. She couldn't reach us, that was a plus. She tried to squeeze in, but there was no room. She was too big. She could not fit so she quit. Duck and I sneaked out of our hiding place not knowing Mrs. Farmer was giving chase. Around and around the chicken coop we ran. Squawking was heard all around. North bound and south bound. OH, what a sound. She kept up the pace as if she was in a race. Suddenly she fell on her own shoelace. Mrs. Farmer said this chase should not take place. I hope you two enjoyed the pie, next time I will stack it up high. Tired and stuffed Peep and Duck returned to the barn and layed in the hay. Goat, 2 Chickens, pig and Donkey were already there. Peep and Duck told them about their adventure. Next time we will just play and leave the pie high and dry. With a kiss goodbye. Turning a blind eye to Mrs. Farmers pies. Everyone giggled with delight. Time for sleep and have a good night.

The adventures of Peep the silly little sheep  book 2 by Lkenny
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A sheep by the name of Peep had swollen feet. She began to weep. The cause was from taking a flying leap into the scrap metal heap. She was ankle deep. She made a clean sweep out of the heap to see the store keep. Store keep do you have anything for swollen feet asked Peep. Why yes, I do lil Peep. It's a concoction of herbs that is super cheap. Just rub it on your feet and fall asleep. In the morning your feet will be able to leap. She leaped all day and she leaped all night. The cows were in the meadow watching Peep as she pranced by the compost heap. PEEP, SHOUTED THE COW. Why are you prancing around that compost heap? My feet won't let me sleep They won't slow down. I need to go into town. The store keep gave me herbs to rub on my swollen feet. They won't stop prancing and dancing. Peeps panting and panting. She pranced all day and she pranced all night. I tried to stop with all my might. The cows suggested to eat peanut butter and bananas. Take a bite it is surely a delight. You will be alright by twilight. She pranced back to the store keep and explained her situation. I need some bananas and peanut butter as a medication. The cows told me that's no hullabaloo, you're tired lil bugaboo. That should make my feet stop being so upbeat, it would be oh so bittersweet. The store keep said, you rubbed too much herbs on your feet. You only needed a pinch or two. BOO, HOO cried peep I'm so blue. Oh, what should I do? Peanut butter and bananas is the cure. That will work for sure. The cows are right. They are very bright. Listen to the cows and you will be alright. Peep ate her peanut butter and bananas. She burped, oops where are my manners? She pranced back home to tell the cows. Her head held high in the clouds. Hoping this should do the trick, as the cows predict. The goats, pigs and chickens were all gathered round not to make a sound. To see the miracle the cows had found. Twilight was near and Peep was half asleep. She couldn't prance or take another leap. The peanut butter and bananas seemed to be working. She was twirling and swirling with delight. Peep won the fight. Her feet were cured. She was assured. never to rub a lot of herbs on her swollen feet again. Amen. She thanked the cows. Here comes some grey clouds. Time to get back to the barn. Let's go cows', chicken's, pigs and goats. Tomorrows another day to play on the farm. Don't press the snooze alarm. You will miss out on all the fun. One for all and all for one.

THE CATALONE FAMILY by Lkenny
36-00

Vito the gangster cat was the boss of the gangland mob in Brooklyn. He was known as Vito Catalone. The cat father. His crew is the underboss Rocco Catalone Vitos son. Sneaky Petey the street boss, consigliere Whitey Wiskers and Razor claw and Knuckles were brothers known as soldiers in the crew; The cat father who fronted his operations by starting a tuna fishing and canning business. This was a front for his criminal activities. They became the most powerful colony in Brooklyn. Their criminal activities consist of cat nip trafficking, cat assassination, cat calling, cat fights, cat nappers and catteries. They were living the life of crime but were well taken care of. Their rivals were the Catapone colony of Long Island. Al Catapone the most feared and ruthless gangster cat. He was known as the fat cat of Long Island. His main objective was to take power away from Vito Catalone. The street boss Sneaky Petey heard about Al Catapones plans from stray cats that formed a clowder near a dumpster in the alley. That night Sneaky Petey told Vito Catapone. Vito was not a happy cat. Al Catapone sleeps with the fishes Vito yelled. Sneaky Petey was ordered to go to the tuna canning factory, grab a fish wrap it up in newspaper. In the morning Al Catapone had a delivery You guessed it a fish wrapped in newspaper was sent to him. A message from Vito. He knew fat cat Al Catapone could not resist a fish. He looked down at the fish. This could mean a catastrophe, or it can be my dinner. I chose dinner. He ate the whole fish. Al became catatonic that night. Catalepsy set in. The fish was poisoned. Now that Al Catapone is out of the picture Vito will take over Long Island and take over his crew. Razor claw and Knuckles were ordered to round up Als crew and bring them to Brooklyn. A meeting was held that day. Vito made an offer they could not resist. His crew had grown. Everyone pressed paws and licked Vito Catalones extended paw. They all sat down and sipped a Catpuccino and ate biscatti to seal the deal. You need the right catitude to be purr-fect.I had to claw my way to the top, and I'm staying here till the end. Well, the end came to Vito that night. One of the new crew members Bruiser shot his catling gun at Vitos home shattering windows and damaging the home, bullet holes everywhere. No one made it out alive. Whitey Whiskers was in Catalina, Arizona on business at the time of the shooting. When he found out about the shootings. He yelled; I will avenge my brothers till I take my last breath. He did just that. He was told by an informer that Bruiser would be dining at the Cats on the Bay in Brooklyn N.Y. Whitey Whiskers pulls up to the restaurant in his Jaguar, looks through the window and sees Bruiser eating his last meal. Whitey throws the grenade through the opened door and Bruiser is now history. What goes around comes around. I have avenged my family. I will now move on. I will live my life on a catboat eating catfish, taking catnaps and enjoying the rest of my cat lives. Which he did just that. Living the life of Riley.

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