Peep, as we all know, lives on a farm. Her friends are a donkey, chickens, pig, cow and duck. They all like to ride in Mr. Farmers truck. They see Mr. Farmer getting the truck ready for a ride into town. Watch out Mr. Farmer they might knock you down. The chickens cluck the donkey brays the pigs oink, duck quacks 'and the cow moos. Goose is on the loose, he's running up the trailer. Honking so loud don't forget me I want to join the crowd. Peep yelled; we need to get snacks like some apple jacks. As they all jumped into the back of the pickup truck trailer. Just my luck said Duck I'm standing in pig muck. Cluckety,cluck, cluck the chickens cackled. Duck huffed and fluffed his feathers making himself look bigger to frighten those silly chickens like the dickens. Riding down the long country road they see a toad. Thats quite a truck load said the toad Their ride is quite bumpy. The donkey is getting jumpy. Hold on everyone our journey has just begun. Peep said, Oh, pigs don't be so cranky I'll sing you a song. It won't take too long. We can all sing along. Peep began to sing. "Flubadubdub were in a club. animals on the farm. The meadow is where we play all day. Then we go to the barn to lay in the hay. We all get along; we cause no harm. We are aware that we need to share, I do declare we all need loving care, for all the animals on the farm". The animals enjoyed Peeps song, but something was wrong. They couldn't find Duck I think she fell out of the truck. What shall we do, this can't be true. We need a clue. The cow said Moo. I found a clue. Duck's mucky feet left mud on the rim of the truck. She must have lost her grip and slipped and flipped. Peep heard a quack near the trailer hitch that pulls the tagalong trailer. Peep looked down I see duck, yelled Peep she's stuck between the truck and trailer. We need a rope to tie around me and lower me down so I can grab Duck to get her unstuck. The chickens cluck I found rope. We have hope, what luck we need to help Duck. The donkey and cow lowered Peep. She made a clean sweep. Duck was safe. Pull me up yelled Peep, Hurry up. Cow and donkey pulled with all their might. Oh, what a site to see peep and duck safe and in place. Thankyou cow and donkey you are brave and mighty heroes. When we get home, I'll be sure you get you some churros. The time has come Mr. Farmers trip into town was done. He had all his animal feed and hay. Time to get on his way. Homeward bound he shouted. He started his truck and heard a cluck chicken get in the back of the truck. He chuckled and threw some honey suckle through the back window for some chicken pickins.. On the road again. Peep held onto Duck so she would be safe just in case she would be misplaced. On the way home they saw toad with a friend to jump into the lake in the deep end. Kerplunk with a splash they made a dash for the lily pad to climb onto. Mr. Farmer drove down his long driveway coming to a stop. He got out of the truck to unload his animals. One by one they walked down the ramp. Duck leaving mucky feet prints behind him. They all scampered every which way to play and play. Cow and Donkey ate the churros that were left by Peep. Oh how they loved that silly little sheep. Duck ran to swim in the pond. Peep close behind always to keep an eye on Duck as to always, always take time out of your day.to stop and say I will be there for you anytime of the day.
Rise of the Magi
Book 2 of the Priests and Magi quadrilogy.
Shadows stir, and old enemies resurface.
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The rain hasn't stopped since the machines took control. Nick was only 7 years old when it all began. Nickleus his fater worked for the big coporation who started it all, his dad is the hands on engineer on the forefront of the revolution. With twists and turns and unpredictable situations, Nick finds himself in dangerous and mysterious waters. Will the machines seal the fate for humanity, or can Nick get to all the answers in time before it's to late.
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Peep the little sheep was sitting on the snowy hill. Duck, Peeps dear friend was nearby. Peep wanted a thrill to show off her skill. She slid down the hill and bumped into duck right on his bill. They tumbled down together, white feathers blinding my sight Oh no what a fright. Quack, quack I'm going to ride you bare back. We can bounce back and get on track. Ducks plan worked They rammed into the haystack. Soft landing yelled Peep. Oh duck so silly of me. I was trying to be carefree. The breeze blew a scrumptious smell towards Peep and Duck. Strawberry Rhubarb I presume. Coming from the porch window ledge. Just high enough for me to wedge the pie on it's edge. Duck and I will have a sweet treat. The pie landed on the ground Strawberries and rhubarb all around. Strawberries on Peeps head, Rhubarb on Ducks feet. What a mess we made, Duck said, I need some lemonade. We ate to our hearts content. UH, OH who do we see but Mrs. Farmer looking at me. Shouting and uttering words that were absurd. Swinging her broom in a motion so fast. Duck and I dashed in a flash. We hid in the sweet mash refrigerated room in the darkness behind the trash can full of oats and mash. In case we needed to make a dash. Mrs. Farmers broom broke in two. Trying to wedge it between the canoe. She couldn't reach us, that was a plus. She tried to squeeze in, but there was no room. She was too big. She could not fit so she quit. Duck and I sneaked out of our hiding place not knowing Mrs. Farmer was giving chase. Around and around the chicken coop we ran. Squawking was heard all around. North bound and south bound. OH, what a sound. She kept up the pace as if she was in a race. Suddenly she fell on her own shoelace. Mrs. Farmer said this chase should not take place. I hope you two enjoyed the pie, next time I will stack it up high. Tired and stuffed Peep and Duck returned to the barn and layed in the hay. Goat, 2 Chickens, pig and Donkey were already there. Peep and Duck told them about their adventure. Next time we will just play and leave the pie high and dry. With a kiss goodbye. Turning a blind eye to Mrs. Farmers pies. Everyone giggled with delight. Time for sleep and have a good night.
A sheep by the name of Peep had swollen feet. She began to weep. The cause was from taking a flying leap into the scrap metal heap. She was ankle deep. She made a clean sweep out of the heap to see the store keep. Store keep do you have anything for swollen feet asked Peep. Why yes, I do lil Peep. It's a concoction of herbs that is super cheap. Just rub it on your feet and fall asleep. In the morning your feet will be able to leap. She leaped all day and she leaped all night. The cows were in the meadow watching Peep as she pranced by the compost heap. PEEP, SHOUTED THE COW. Why are you prancing around that compost heap? My feet won't let me sleep They won't slow down. I need to go into town. The store keep gave me herbs to rub on my swollen feet. They won't stop prancing and dancing. Peeps panting and panting. She pranced all day and she pranced all night. I tried to stop with all my might. The cows suggested to eat peanut butter and bananas. Take a bite it is surely a delight. You will be alright by twilight. She pranced back to the store keep and explained her situation. I need some bananas and peanut butter as a medication. The cows told me that's no hullabaloo, you're tired lil bugaboo. That should make my feet stop being so upbeat, it would be oh so bittersweet. The store keep said, you rubbed too much herbs on your feet. You only needed a pinch or two. BOO, HOO cried peep I'm so blue. Oh, what should I do? Peanut butter and bananas is the cure. That will work for sure. The cows are right. They are very bright. Listen to the cows and you will be alright. Peep ate her peanut butter and bananas. She burped, oops where are my manners? She pranced back home to tell the cows. Her head held high in the clouds. Hoping this should do the trick, as the cows predict. The goats, pigs and chickens were all gathered round not to make a sound. To see the miracle the cows had found. Twilight was near and Peep was half asleep. She couldn't prance or take another leap. The peanut butter and bananas seemed to be working. She was twirling and swirling with delight. Peep won the fight. Her feet were cured. She was assured. never to rub a lot of herbs on her swollen feet again. Amen. She thanked the cows. Here comes some grey clouds. Time to get back to the barn. Let's go cows', chicken's, pigs and goats. Tomorrows another day to play on the farm. Don't press the snooze alarm. You will miss out on all the fun. One for all and all for one.
What if time was a circle? And what if it sometimes twisted like a pretzel? And what if the government had control of such a device...?
Vito the gangster cat was the boss of the gangland mob in Brooklyn. He was known as Vito Catalone. The cat father. His crew is the underboss Rocco Catalone Vitos son. Sneaky Petey the street boss, consigliere Whitey Wiskers and Razor claw and Knuckles were brothers known as soldiers in the crew; The cat father who fronted his operations by starting a tuna fishing and canning business. This was a front for his criminal activities. They became the most powerful colony in Brooklyn. Their criminal activities consist of cat nip trafficking, cat assassination, cat calling, cat fights, cat nappers and catteries. They were living the life of crime but were well taken care of. Their rivals were the Catapone colony of Long Island. Al Catapone the most feared and ruthless gangster cat. He was known as the fat cat of Long Island. His main objective was to take power away from Vito Catalone. The street boss Sneaky Petey heard about Al Catapones plans from stray cats that formed a clowder near a dumpster in the alley. That night Sneaky Petey told Vito Catapone. Vito was not a happy cat. Al Catapone sleeps with the fishes Vito yelled. Sneaky Petey was ordered to go to the tuna canning factory, grab a fish wrap it up in newspaper. In the morning Al Catapone had a delivery You guessed it a fish wrapped in newspaper was sent to him. A message from Vito. He knew fat cat Al Catapone could not resist a fish. He looked down at the fish. This could mean a catastrophe, or it can be my dinner. I chose dinner. He ate the whole fish. Al became catatonic that night. Catalepsy set in. The fish was poisoned. Now that Al Catapone is out of the picture Vito will take over Long Island and take over his crew. Razor claw and Knuckles were ordered to round up Als crew and bring them to Brooklyn. A meeting was held that day. Vito made an offer they could not resist. His crew had grown. Everyone pressed paws and licked Vito Catalones extended paw. They all sat down and sipped a Catpuccino and ate biscatti to seal the deal. You need the right catitude to be purr-fect.I had to claw my way to the top, and I'm staying here till the end. Well, the end came to Vito that night. One of the new crew members Bruiser shot his catling gun at Vitos home shattering windows and damaging the home, bullet holes everywhere. No one made it out alive. Whitey Whiskers was in Catalina, Arizona on business at the time of the shooting. When he found out about the shootings. He yelled; I will avenge my brothers till I take my last breath. He did just that. He was told by an informer that Bruiser would be dining at the Cats on the Bay in Brooklyn N.Y. Whitey Whiskers pulls up to the restaurant in his Jaguar, looks through the window and sees Bruiser eating his last meal. Whitey throws the grenade through the opened door and Bruiser is now history. What goes around comes around. I have avenged my family. I will now move on. I will live my life on a catboat eating catfish, taking catnaps and enjoying the rest of my cat lives. Which he did just that. Living the life of Riley.
He finds a mysterious time-capsule in his garage on 1st April. Brushing it off as an April Fools' joke is going to cost him his entire life ... almost!