Browsing Humour Stories

He finds a mysterious time-capsule in his garage on 1st April. Brushing it off as an April Fools' joke is going to cost him his entire life ... almost!

What if time was a circle? And what if it sometimes twisted like a pretzel? And what if the government had control of such a device...?

"The name's Zeta! It's been raining for fifteen years and everyone's given up the idea of climbing the obelisk to shut off the machine. Everyone that is but me and my lifelong love Kiwi! We're gonna scale that rock or become legends trying. I don't care what I have to face, we'll face it together."

There once was a man named Dan. His wife is Nan. She bakes cakes for their pet snake that likes to eat cake by the lake under the light of the moon. The snake got very fat. His friend the cat said, eating cake every night under the moon so bright is not right. Cake makes you jiggly and you are supposed to be wiggly. Snake met Jake that frequents the lake. He is a frog that doesn't eat cake. He's in shape. Jake hops and hops and never stops. Jake went to the lake and spotted snake eating cake. Snake saw Jake and said would you like some cake. Jake said no, I would appreciate some bait. With that said, Snake ate Jake under the light of the moon. Dan said to Nan stop baking all those cakes for snake. He is no longer wiggly. Snake cannot wiggle up the hill, for he has lost the skill. Nan sneaks out of the house like a mouse to give snake more cake still. She goes to the lake and finds snake on a date who also loves cake and doesn't mind that snake is jiggly. Nan leaves the cake for Snake and his date. The cat comes back to talk to snake who lives by the lake. Snake says, would you like some cake. His friend the cat says yes, I will be your guest. I see why you like to eat this cake that Nan bakes. It has cheese and honey OH, it's just so yummy! They were all down by the lake eating Nans cake. Forever together they will be jiggly, eating Nans cakes till they are no longer wiggly, by the lake under the light of the moon.

• The Quiet Life
• The Solitude
• Enter Maya
•  The Drift
• The Awakening
• The Balance
• The First Step
• The Distraction
• The Change in Maya
• The Fracture
• The Silence
• The Decision
•  The Return

Poetry that comes to life.

• Whispers Of The Rain. 1- 12
• Night Things Went Left.
• It Must Be me.
• My Check Engine Light Came On.
• You Should Wash Your Ass.
• My Cat And Dog.
• A Pimp Named Slickback & the Queen of Pain.
• The Epic of Skeetameetameeta.
• Peacock’s Curse
• Frostbitten Folly
• Shake the Devil Off the Man on the Toilet 
• White Owl Dreams
• The Grand Finale (Or Is It?)

During the last few years I have attended hundreds of football matches.

Jimmy is a young lad of seven years is trapped in the big city way of life. You see, Jimmy's life is going to school and coming home alone to a small two bedroom apartment with three locks on the front door. His parents are caught up in building their careers and the race to get ahead. But they have installed in Jimmy the idea that if the family lived in the country life would be very different. But to Jimmy as he lays in bed to go a sleep... country life...well IT WAS JUST A DREAM and the hope of playing baseball are in the country..not the big city.

A young girl invents a new set of chess rules in order to woo her Grand Master love interest.