Paid StoryThe Vagabunda: Journeys Without Borders is an ongoing memoir that invites readers into the adventurous life of a traveller, archaeologist, and doctor of medicine candidate. In this vibrant series, Elyssa Vagabunda shares her explorations across continents, offering a deeply personal window into the cultures, histories, and landscapes she has encountered.
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We found a time capsule from 1975, but the items inside were from 2025
Poetry that comes to life.
- Whispers Of The Rain. 1- 12
- Night Things Went Left.
- It Must Be me.
- My Check Engine Light Came On.
- You Should Wash Your Ass.
- My Cat And Dog.
- A Pimp Named Slickback & the Queen of Pain.
- The Epic of Skeetameetameeta.
- Peacock’s Curse
- Frostbitten Folly
- Shake the Devil Off the Man on the Toilet
- White Owl Dreams
- The Grand Finale (Or Is It?)
Space Fish goes where no other fish is willing to go. He is a fish out of water. With his fishbowl on his head, he is able to survive his long journey in space. His trusty, sidekick Mega Pickle is his loyal counterpart. These two defend space from scallywags and evil doers. They come from a planet called Kerplunkin. Fish and pickles coinhabit this planet. Together they are one. They find their relationship interesting and even complementary. Despite their differences the pickle would represent a strong passion, sometimes on the sour side. While the fish would symbolize a more calming down-to-earth personality. They go very well together. This planet known for its purple hue full of mystery and imagination. The optical illusion of the pink clouds superimpose on the dark blue sky makes a purple hue on the planet Kerplunkin. The oceans inhabit luminous creatures due to the twin suns that reflect off the water. Space Fish and Mega Pickle were born here. Growing up together and training to become star soldiers. The day came when they were ready to go out on their own and battle the world of crime. Space Fish and Mega Pickle orbit through space in their craft keeping criminals at bay. Their dispatcher Captain Froggy Mc Ribbit is ready and able to relay messages to Space Fish and Mega Pickle of any criminal activity in or around the solar system. Their motto is, to fight is to win the battle against crime. They are brave and willing to face all kinds of danger. Bleep, Bleep, Bleepity, Bleep a message comes in from Captain Froggy Mc Ribbitt .Space Fish and Mega Pickle, proceed with caution the Slimeball worms are looting the Space Mart on planet Kabibble Bobble. All customers were evacuated. Slimeball worms are known for their ability to transform themselves into big gooey balls of slime. They are eating the candy in isle 5. Over and out. Space Fish and Mega Pickle hear the message and proceed with caution to the Space Mart. When they arrive on the premises, they discover a trail of slime leading to isle 5, the candy isle. Due to Mega Pickles size, he is able to see what the Slimeballs are up to. He puts Space Fish on his shoulder to analyze the situation. These Slimeballs are getting their sugar fix mighty early in the morning. They are up to no good, there is more to this than meets the eye. says Space Fish. We will lay low and follow them. The Slime balls wiggle through the back door exit of Space Mart. Leaving a trail of poisonous slim behind them. Space Fish and Mega Pickle following behind not to be noticed waiting patiently for the Slimeballs next move. What could their next mischievous endeavor be? With potato gun, and transporter gun in hand. Space Fish and Mega Pickle observe the Slimeballs beside the Stellar Pizza Parlor. The Slimeballs are inside the dumpster. Ravishing their favorite past time meal of pizza. When they are finished feasting, they wiggle out of the dumpster. Space Fish is impatient he needs to stop these Slimeballs now before they create more havoc. He fires his potato gun causing a warp bubble around the Slimeballs. The Slimeballs are trapped with nowhere to go. They transform into a huge ball of slime. Oozing through the warp bubble. Now the Slimeballs are furious. They wiggle to the space station next door and topple over the gas tanks. Mega Pickle yells Power to the pickle as he picks up the Slime balls and hurls it into outer space. Space Fish and Mega Pickle think they did a good deed for the planet Kabibble Bobble. Not knowing when a Slimeball gets hurled into outer space it will mutate into a two headed, mouth full of fangs, Slime ball with legs like a centipede. Having the suction of a Shark vacuum cleaner. Being able to devour a Mega Pickle in 1 gulp. These mutated Slimeball worms are now more than Space Fish and Mega Pickle bargained for. OH No, what did Mega Pickle do? Did he just cause the destruction of the universe? Mega Pickle picks up Space Fish and runs toward the space craft. Remotely opening the crafts door and starting the engines. Turbo power and force field activated. Invisible mode on. Transport laser functions operatable. Space Fish commanded his craft like a fish in water. We will capture this Slimeball, or my name isn't Space Fish. Mega Pickle replies yes sir, let's destroy these Slimeballs. Bleep, bleep,bleepity, bleep Captain Froggy McRibbit here, do you read me? Come in McRibbit, hear you loud and clear. Slime balls on my radar, they are heading your way. Proceed with extreme caution. Double check all systems, be attentive to potential problems or dangers. Be on the lookout for for an opportunity to take out these Slimeballs. Godspeed, over and out. The situation is under control all systems go. over and out, replied Space Fish. Let's smear these Slimeballs out of commission. Mega Pickle selects a song off his Sirus xm channel. Seek and destroy by Metallica. Space Fish spots a large mass out his portal window. He sees the Slimeball worm sucking up interstellar dust particles, clusters and space junk. Space Fish shouts to Mega Pickle, Ready., set, shoot that Slimeball. Mega Pickle aims the transporter laser guns at the Slimeball. Seek and destroy mission is now on. He presses the fire button, the Slimeball is transported to a black hole forever spiraling downward into the darkness where gravity is so intense that nothing can escape its pull, not even light. The point of no return. Power to the pickle Mega Pickle yells. Space Fish and Mega Pickle live on to fight to win the battle against crime once again. BOOYA!
We found a time capsule dated 1975, but the items inside were from 2025. Pictures of furry art, and italian brainrot (just so you know im cultured so i knew it was tralalero tralala and tung tung tung tung tung sahred), WOW! Who knew that the past was as cultured as us right now? (btw im 5'10, male i like to talk to e kittens and i ship dream x george)
Lets face it, you cannot train your cat. The cat trains you.Could it be the cat thinks you are his pet?The cat is your master.He rules the roost. He thinks he is the superior one.Who'd a thunk it? He poops and pees in a box. You clean it as he watches you. After its clean, the cat poops and pees in it again. While watching you. Then you clean it again. Who's the boss? Cat meows, oh you're hungry, let me feed you. Happy cat. Cat sits on you. You can't get up not wanting to disturb him until the cat wakes up and decides to leave after his long cap nap. Who's the big kahuna?Cat wakes you up in the morning kneading his claws in your stomach because he's hungry, you need to get up before he makes you his pin cushion. Ahhh! You smell an odor of freshly made cat poop. You need to clean the litter box again and again. Stinky cat. Cat sits next to you on the arm of the chair. He stares at you for the longest time as you are reading a mystery novel. The cat lets out a loud meow you're startled, you get up for a glass of iced tea you come back to the comfy chair to find the cat sitting in your spot. Nice and warm just for the cat. You just made dinner. You leave the kitchen for a minute to get hotdog buns out of the pantry. Big mistake. Cat smells food in the kitchen jumps on the counter sees a plate of hotdogs knocks hotdogs off the plate to the floor, feast time. You walk back into the kitchen to find him eating your dinner, he snatches 2 hot dogs in his mouth and runs down the hallway under the bed. That night the cat has the most terrible farts in the world as he's sleeping in your bed. Who's the big cheese? Cat sits on my laptop Why? He's got many other places to sit. Lazy cat. Why do cats ignore us when we call them, because they don't need anything at that moment. Stubborn cat. The cat sees you are ignoring him; no, you can't do that. He will meow loud and rub against you till you give in. He gets his way. Smart cat. He'll stalk you and pounce on you as he's hunting a predator. You are not a mouse. You are his. When you have company, he does not like to share you, remember you are his, he sits on you or by your head on the couch. When you get up, he gets up and follows you. You head to the bathroom close the door. He is left on the other side. Meow, meow as he's saying let me in. You see his paw come under the door then you see two paws under the door, Meow. You open the door. purr, purr rub, rub. It's as if you were gone for a week. Don't get me wrong all cats aren't bad. If they trust you, they will snuggle up with you at night or on top of you whichever they prefer, Purring the night away. Music to your ears. Always puts me to sleep. Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Yes, they are curious little buggers, but it made the cat an individual feline.
. Each with a different personality. Is your kitty the cat's meow or the cat's pajamas you make the choice. They both have the same meaning. Does the universe revolve around your cat? Sure, why not. May you find the kitty of your dreams to curl up with and fill your life with love and affection. Unconditional love all wrapped up in a fur ball. Lucky kitty.
We found a time capsule dated 1975, but the items inside were from 2025. Captain? captain! Are you hearing me? My mouth went dry pushing the saliva back down my throat, Captain Private Joshua shouted at me. you need to make a call, they are coming. They are all coming, I disengage from my mech suit, I loved this model, the Lucy 50#45 or what I just call her lucky Lou, getting inside one of these city killers of 6 tons of exoskeleton was hard enough and lucky Lou being one of the biggest model standing at 9 feet or ten depending on the ankle thrusters, she was made to fight the Terrormids off but not do get down to look at something as damaged as this time capsule. Do you need a hand, sir? lance yelled at me, grinning at me cheerfully in a way were going to die any minute type of way, subtle lines on his face told me that he was more worried than me, hiding it behind his comical coping mechanism of humor just to get by, I understood we all understood, but now left one mech left and still and a 100miles of deserts with approximate 20 Razak bases on the way being counted, it’s easy to say we never should of got of this ship.
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We found a time capsule dated 1975 but the items inside were from 2025. My brother and I started our adventure on a drive to Pennsylvania. We had our metal detectors and shovel in the back of the pickup truck. Our destination was a large field in the middle of nowhere. We grabbed our gear and started detecting. The metal detectors would make faint beeps finding coins and nails nothing worthwhile. Two hours into our adventure we decided to head for home. Keeping our metal detectors low to the ground. Suddenly the detectors made a loud constant beep. We got our shovels and started digging. About three feet down my shovel hits something hard. Tap, Tap It sounds as if it is something made of metal, we dust off the dirt. To our amazement we find a medium sized trunk. We finish digging around the trunk, so we are able to hoist the trunk out of the hole. Excitement sets in. It is a leather trunk with thick straps and rivets with a heavy padlock. On the side is a plastic bag containing a piece of folded paper. We carry the trunk to the pickup truck, cover it with a blanket and put it in the back with our gear and head home. Our minds racing with all kinds of ideas. What could be inside? Jewels, or old coins. A pirate's bounty. We finally make it back home. I pull the truck up to the backyard patio. My brother and I pull the trunk out of the pickup and lower it on the patio. We open the plastic bag, carefully take out the paper. I read it aloud. This is a time capsule from the year 1975. Be careful what you wish for. Curious and mystified I look at the padlock. I need to find something to pry this open. I head to the shed, finding a crowbar, wire cutters and a hammer. I hand my brother the crowbar and wire cutters. I take the hammer and pound the padlock. Not hard enough I try again. My sister hears all the ruckus coming from the backyard. What do we have here? I tell her our story. She says step aside. She pulls out a bobby pin from her hair puts it into the padlock wiggles it and viola the padlock is opened. Jumping up and down with excitement. Kudos to you sis! They all lift the heavy lid of the trunk. They find an iPhone, laptop computer, Alexa, a small drone, smart glasses a virtual reality headset A 3dprinter, newspaper from the year 2025. How can this be? Scratching his head It's only the year 1982.The mystery thickens. They dig deeper into the trunk to find a box with a note that says open at your own risk. If I were you, I would not open it. Curious as they are, they open the box anyway disregarding what was written on the note. They find a jar. I unscrew the lid; a large puff of smoke escapes the jar. It comes towards me and enters my body through my nose. I cough extensively. I felt my blood pressure rising, my heart pounding. I feel like I am turning into a monster. Something that possess evil, bigotry, greed, deceit, gluttony, envy, pride, chaos, idiocy, narcissistic tendencies, incompetence and lust. My brother and sister look at me horrified. As I grow 20 years older in less than 2 minutes. I put on weight. I've changed right before their eyes. All of the world's evils have escaped and entered my body. Oh the insanity. Horrible, horrible things flew into my body. I realize now, I am turning into a very bad politician, that could well be on my way to be President of the United States of America. The world is doomed. I yelled in agony. I screwed the lid on tight and as fast as I could. How stupid of me. I never should have opened the jar. Now I am paying the consequences. There were still little puffs of smoke left in the jar that did not escape. Confidence, goodness, moral values and the concept of hope. Ever since that day we have been able to hold onto these four components to secure the future of humanity. We will never lose these.
What if time was a circle? And what if it sometimes twisted like a pretzel? And what if the government had control of such a device...?