What if time was a circle? And what if it sometimes twisted like a pretzel? And what if the government had control of such a device...?
Vito the gangster cat was the boss of the gangland mob in Brooklyn. He was known as Vito Catalone. The cat father. His crew is the underboss Rocco Catalone Vitos son. Sneaky Petey the street boss, consigliere Whitey Wiskers and Razor claw and Knuckles were brothers known as soldiers in the crew; The cat father who fronted his operations by starting a tuna fishing and canning business. This was a front for his criminal activities. They became the most powerful colony in Brooklyn. Their criminal activities consist of cat nip trafficking, cat assassination, cat calling, cat fights, cat nappers and catteries. They were living the life of crime but were well taken care of. Their rivals were the Catapone colony of Long Island. Al Catapone the most feared and ruthless gangster cat. He was known as the fat cat of Long Island. His main objective was to take power away from Vito Catalone. The street boss Sneaky Petey heard about Al Catapones plans from stray cats that formed a clowder near a dumpster in the alley. That night Sneaky Petey told Vito Catapone. Vito was not a happy cat. Al Catapone sleeps with the fishes Vito yelled. Sneaky Petey was ordered to go to the tuna canning factory, grab a fish wrap it up in newspaper. In the morning Al Catapone had a delivery You guessed it a fish wrapped in newspaper was sent to him. A message from Vito. He knew fat cat Al Catapone could not resist a fish. He looked down at the fish. This could mean a catastrophe, or it can be my dinner. I chose dinner. He ate the whole fish. Al became catatonic that night. Catalepsy set in. The fish was poisoned. Now that Al Catapone is out of the picture Vito will take over Long Island and take over his crew. Razor claw and Knuckles were ordered to round up Als crew and bring them to Brooklyn. A meeting was held that day. Vito made an offer they could not resist. His crew had grown. Everyone pressed paws and licked Vito Catalones extended paw. They all sat down and sipped a Catpuccino and ate biscatti to seal the deal. You need the right catitude to be purr-fect.I had to claw my way to the top, and I'm staying here till the end. Well, the end came to Vito that night. One of the new crew members Bruiser shot his catling gun at Vitos home shattering windows and damaging the home, bullet holes everywhere. No one made it out alive. Whitey Whiskers was in Catalina, Arizona on business at the time of the shooting. When he found out about the shootings. He yelled; I will avenge my brothers till I take my last breath. He did just that. He was told by an informer that Bruiser would be dining at the Cats on the Bay in Brooklyn N.Y. Whitey Whiskers pulls up to the restaurant in his Jaguar, looks through the window and sees Bruiser eating his last meal. Whitey throws the grenade through the opened door and Bruiser is now history. What goes around comes around. I have avenged my family. I will now move on. I will live my life on a catboat eating catfish, taking catnaps and enjoying the rest of my cat lives. Which he did just that. Living the life of Riley.
He finds a mysterious time-capsule in his garage on 1st April. Brushing it off as an April Fools' joke is going to cost him his entire life ... almost!
"The name's Zeta! It's been raining for fifteen years and everyone's given up the idea of climbing the obelisk to shut off the machine. Everyone that is but me and my lifelong love Kiwi! We're gonna scale that rock or become legends trying. I don't care what I have to face, we'll face it together."
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There once was a man named Dan. His wife is Nan. She bakes cakes for their pet snake that likes to eat cake by the lake under the light of the moon. The snake got very fat. His friend the cat said, eating cake every night under the moon so bright is not right. Cake makes you jiggly and you are supposed to be wiggly. Snake met Jake that frequents the lake. He is a frog that doesn't eat cake. He's in shape. Jake hops and hops and never stops. Jake went to the lake and spotted snake eating cake. Snake saw Jake and said would you like some cake. Jake said no, I would appreciate some bait. With that said, Snake ate Jake under the light of the moon. Dan said to Nan stop baking all those cakes for snake. He is no longer wiggly. Snake cannot wiggle up the hill, for he has lost the skill. Nan sneaks out of the house like a mouse to give snake more cake still. She goes to the lake and finds snake on a date who also loves cake and doesn't mind that snake is jiggly. Nan leaves the cake for Snake and his date. The cat comes back to talk to snake who lives by the lake. Snake says, would you like some cake. His friend the cat says yes, I will be your guest. I see why you like to eat this cake that Nan bakes. It has cheese and honey OH, it's just so yummy! They were all down by the lake eating Nans cake. Forever together they will be jiggly, eating Nans cakes till they are no longer wiggly, by the lake under the light of the moon.
Poetry that comes to life.
- Whispers Of The Rain. 1- 12
- Night Things Went Left.
- It Must Be me.
- My Check Engine Light Came On.
- You Should Wash Your Ass.
- My Cat And Dog.
- A Pimp Named Slickback & the Queen of Pain.
- The Epic of Skeetameetameeta.
- Peacock’s Curse
- Frostbitten Folly
- Shake the Devil Off the Man on the Toilet
- White Owl Dreams
- The Grand Finale (Or Is It?)
Paid StoryJimmy is a young lad of seven years is trapped in the big city way of life. You see, Jimmy's life is going to school and coming home alone to a small two bedroom apartment with three locks on the front door. His parents are caught up in building their careers and the race to get ahead. But they have installed in Jimmy the idea that if the family lived in the country life would be very different. But to Jimmy as he lays in bed to go a sleep... country life...well IT WAS JUST A DREAM and the hope of playing baseball are in the country..not the big city.
A young girl invents a new set of chess rules in order to woo her Grand Master love interest.