Browsing Humour Stories

A work in progress.

The Vagabunda: Journeys Without Borders is an ongoing memoir that invites readers into the adventurous life of a traveller, archaeologist, and doctor of medicine candidate. In this vibrant series, Elyssa Vagabunda shares her explorations across continents, offering a deeply personal window into the cultures, histories, and landscapes she has encountered.

Originally written as a screenplay....a young man with a history of substance abuse battles with his nightmares.....will he 'wake up?'

A man has been searching for his younger sister for years since she was kidnapped the day of her highschool graduation.....all roads seem to lead the the syndicate

The man she believed she had buried is back and knocking at her door. It sounds unbelievable, but it is entirely true. This story unfolds in the enchanting streets of old-time New Orleans, a city profoundly influenced by the practices of hoodoo. Miriam and Baron, an elderly couple shaped by the passage of time, live in a charming yet dilapidated house on Rampart Street, a thoroughfare rich in history and mystery. During this period, rituals were often performed in the stillness of ancient graveyards, where the weathered tombstones stood as silent guardians. The Congo tree, with its twisted roots and sprawling branches, served as a secret gathering place for those seeking to connect with powers beyond the ordinary.

Vito the gangster cat was the boss of the mob in Brooklyn. Known as Vito Catalone, he was also referred to as the Cat Father. His crew included his son, Rocco Catalone, who served as the underboss. Sneaky Petey was the street boss, while Whitey Wiskers acted as consigliere. Razor Claw and Knuckles, who were brothers, were known as soldiers in the crew. 

Let's face it: you cannot train your cat; the cat trains you. Could it be that the cat thinks you are his pet? He considers himself your master and rules the roost, believing he is the superior one. Who would have thought it? He poops and pees in a box, and you clean it while he watches you. After it's clean, the cat uses it again—while still watching you. So, who's the boss here? 

Space Fish goes where no other fish is willing to venture. He is truly a fish out of water. With a fishbowl on his head, he can survive his long journey through space. His trusty sidekick, Mega Pickle, is his loyal companion. Together, they defend space from scallywags and evildoers. 

In the year 2135, on the Blue Planet, a massive tower clawed its way into the sky — black as night, wreathed in a gloomy aura that devoured the sun, the moon, and the hopes of humanity. At that moment, every human received a system — a power that felt almost like a game, complete with levels, abilities, and stat screens. But it wasn’t a game.

William Waynes is a man haunted by heartbreak. Once a passionate and devoted lover, he loses himself after Emily the woman he believed was his soulmate leaves him for someone else. Crushed and emotionally shattered, William buries his pain in meaningless sex, emotional detachment, and a reckless lifestyle. Working as a bookstore clerk in a quiet town, he hides behind a hardened exterior, refusing to feel or trust again.

But everything begins to change when he meets Sophie, a gentle yet strong-willed woman who sees past his walls. Their connection is slow, cautious, and built on quiet conversations, shared vulnerability, and the growing hope that love might still be possible. Sophie, too, carries her own scars but chooses healing over bitterness, inspiring William to face his past.