Browsing Humour Stories

a short poem about nothing in particular.

Originally published on the now-doomed Kindle-Vella platform, Backstage Stories is a salacious and sometimes humorous array of "Spicy, journal-style tales as told by a collection of professional strippers."

*Adult situations, language, etc*

Three Celestial Star Queens from deep in the cosmos are being considered for the coveted Queen of The Universe position. To decide, they must prove their worthiness as residents of one of the most uncivilized regions in the Galaxy - a little blue planet known as Earth.

In a comedic winter adventure, Harold, a self-proclaimed adventurer, sets out on a solo ice fishing trip in search of the legendary fish known as "Big Gertie." Clad in a bright Hawaiian shirt, he quickly discovers the perils of standing on a frozen lake when the ice begins to crack beneath his feet. Just as panic sets in, his neighbor Greg, a seasoned outdoorsman, arrives on a snowmobile to rescue him.

The echo is trying to rewrite future.

Once upon a time, an Alpha found his Luna, and they lived happily ever after... or so the story goes.

But in this version? Nah. The Alpha's a cold-hearted jerk, and the Luna's compromised. Cue Ariana-a hybrid nobody wants around, part wolf, part outcast.

In Veil of Power Lila awakens with shattered memories and mysterious abilities, finding herself at the centre of a dark and dangerous pursuit. Haunted by a past she cannot remember, she reluctantly teams up with Jerry, a kind-hearted taxi driver, as they try to piece together the puzzle of her identity.

The alarm wasn’t supposed to go off yet. Or was it?