So, a depressed teenager, a witch, a half-human half-fae, and a bored prodigy walk into a haunted house...

A woman is sitting alone at a cafe, pondering her next painting, when she notices a very handsome man walking by. Scratch that, he seems to be jogging - actually - he's running towards her?! She stands up from her seat, but he plants his hands on her shoulders, urging her to sit back down, then sits across from her, catching his breath as he rushes to say the strangest and probably most narcissistic thing she's ever heard.

A group of workers want to quit their morally terrifying job and escape their scary boss to avoid possibly ruining the few remnants of their normal lives.