Till Death Did We Meet

A woman is sitting alone at a cafe, pondering her next painting, when she notices a very handsome man walking by. Scratch that, he seems to be jogging - actually - he's running towards her?! She stands up from her seat, but he plants his hands on her shoulders, urging her to sit back down, then sits across from her, catching his breath as he rushes to say the strangest and probably most narcissistic thing she's ever heard.

"You may not know this, but I'm sure you can feel it. I am the reincarnation of Narcissus, and you are the lake I drowned in, now blessed into being born a human. I have come to drown in you again."