The first question put to petitioners was for them to recite a poem of Rabbie Burns.
Word had quickly spread around the nearby wildlife populations, and a procession of local wild animals popped in to attempt the pass the test.
The first Hedgehog to apply, a certain Mrs Twiggytinkle, dressed in a bonnet, smock and apron, dropped a respectful curtsy and began to recite:
“There once was an Amiable Guinea Pig, …….”
“Next!” shouted Wild Bill, with a wry smile, “there’ll be a small snack for you if you’d kindly join the queue.
The next applicant was a lethargic Mole, who blinked rapidly in the bright sunlight, and began a recitation:
“I wandered lonely as a Wild Cat,
That scampers o’er the em’rald hills,
When all at once, I caught a glimpse,
Of a Wild Cat holding daffodils.”
“We’ll let you know,” called Wild Bill, “just leave your molehill number behind the bar!”
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