The sheltered nook was offering refreshments and sustenance to weary travellers from both the pet world and the local wildlife.

Bill was overjoyed to meet his old friends again, and settled them down in suitable spots whilst he explained what was going on, and, whilst the cafe was busy, they could observe the diverse wildlife that wished to avail themselves of the snacks on offer.

Interestingly, a substantial discount was being offered to any Scottish Wild Cats who could prove their provenance, since Wild Bill was very keen to meet more of the clan to which he felt a close affinity.

The discount was 100%, which really means free, but Wild Bill had a series of questions to put to petitioners. He had made up the list himself, and only a genuine Wild Cat would know the answers.