Meanwhile, on the planet Biden-eous, King Joe is at a meeting with his four counselors, Pelosius, Schiffious, Lemonus, and Dippy.


"Counselors, we have so far been able to enslave only 40% of the planet Zeloria. That leaves us with 60% of the population to deal with. This is not acceptable to me. I won't rest until we have conquered 100% of Zeloria.


Pelosius spoke up, saying, "Your Highness, we have another problem."


Schiffious spoke next, saying, "That's right. We have word that the Zelorians have contacted the planet Earth to stop us."


Lemonus and Dippy would say in unison, "We can't let that happen!!"


King Joe pondered for a moment, and then he asked, "What is this planet Earth have that we don't have?"


"They have people there would help others stand up for this thing they call 'freedom'"., answered Dippy.


"Freedom? What is this thing called 'freedom'?"


Pelosius got her book out and answered, "Your Highness, it is a disease that causes ordinary citizens of a planet to think for themselves, to defy authority, to wage war against leaders that they don't like. I have studied Earth and Earthlings, and this disease caused them to adopt this false belief they call 'Democracy'".


"That's insane", exclaimed the king. "Ordinary citizens are too naive, too ignorant, and too undisciplined to believe that this thing called 'freedom and democracy' are good things. They need to be told what to do. They need direction, discipline, and guidance. I offer all that and more."


The counselors raised their right arms saying, "Hail King Joe!"


"Ah, to be revered by such loyal subjects as yourselves. I am proud of you."


Once again the counselors raised their right arms shouting, "Hail King Joe!!"


"Call in the Imperial Woke Mob!!" he shouted.


In walked a troop of soldiers, dressed in bright red attire, armed with weapons, led by their commanding Generals, Whoopi Gee and Kamala.Ache.


"Generals, you are tasked to keep the remaining Zelorians that have been enslaved in line. Make sure the camps are well guarded. No one gets in or out. Make sure they do the chores they are supposed to be doing, and finally, make sure they worship me."


The two generals raised their arms and shouted in unison, "Hail King Joe!!" After that, they marched the troops out of the building.


"Bring in our scientist", he said, and then came out their scientist, Dr. Fowl-Cheese, the man while came up with the weapon that has already been used against the Zelorian citizens.


"Dr. Foul-Cheese, I am proud of you for coming up with a weapon that destroys buildings and controls the minds of every alien being." he said with a smile.


"I'm so honored to be working with you, Your Highness", he said in a proud voice. "You are the greatest leader of all Biden-oues".


The king smiled as he said "You're only saying that because it's true."


"We would be nothing without your leadership. All because of the The Great Book, you have become our leader."


"Indeed", said King Joe, as he showed the book that Dr. Fowl-Cheese was referring to, Mein Kampf. "However, I have you to thank, for inventing the Brain Modulator and Destruction Ray. With this weapon, I can control the universe!!"


The entire room started chanting, "Hail King Joe!!" They kept chanting as he smiled, stretching his arms while he gripped the Mein Kampf book.