<h2>2) Use the best possible time!</h2>On this particular Saturday morning, Radan was preparing for another date with his life partner Lucie Štoková, a woman who was more — oh so much more — than just an average Prague citizen. She was in fact a spiritual Queen, which made her a queen in the sense that it wasn't cliché like in fairy tales and carried even greater significance. Her name, Lucie, means “The Light,” and if there was ever a woman who could brighten up a room, it was her. Meanwhile, her surname, Štoková, roguely (no typo but pun intended) translates to “Floor” or “Beer brewing barrel,” which led one to wonder if she was destined to be like a lighthouse, illuminating the dark and confusing corners of life, and maybe also suggesting she had a certain beam-up tendency to make things interesting when Radan occasionally rolled his sun of conCENTRation into too serious if not unwelcoming spikey hedgerows. The day was set for romance, magic, and the kind of philosophical debates that would make even the wizards of Unseen University throw up their hands and declare it beer o’clock. Radan, who was not just your run-of-the-mill human but in fact a Grandmaster of Yoga, Tantra, and a martial art named Ninpo (which sounds suspiciously like the disagreements of the&nbsp;The Knights Who Say Ni — according to Monty Python), taught through the internet in a cozy corner of an awesome or outright out of this world restaurant Ganesha, which depends on your taste — literally. As always, he blended the practical with the mystical, like a cosmic alchemist trying to figure out if he should order chamomile tea or even scumble — the drink to get over-sober. After all, one never knew how these things would go, especially when dating a spiritual Queen who was an artist and holder of a red diploma in MBA! <h3>2.1) Come to the dating place sooner or at least just in time (JIT)!</h3>Lucie, for her part, arrived just in time, as kings and also queens should do. She moved with the grace of a corvid bird in a moonlit sky, which made perfect sense since she has the personality of a raven — though not the sort prone to squawking but rather to collect shiny things. But she was especially the type of raven who could look deep into your soul and know exactly how many times you’d skipped flossing this week. She was dressed in a hand-made black brigandine with the twist that it would look colorful — including octarine — in UV light. The two reasons for it were to underscore queen-level jewelry designed by Grandmaster Radan and to be ready for obedience to her in the form of being taken to a disco after her favorite exclamation “Shut up and dance with me!” (hear the same named song!: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_glQsoPesQo&amp;list=PL1qafQQ6M8IQ3xeDYPjaDRYx6uuGnwudZ&amp;index=8" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Walk The Moon - Shut Up And Dance (Lyrics)</a>). She approached Radan, smiled at him, and for a moment, the universe paused as if to take notes. Note, that YOU should be taking notes already! <h3>3) Do a great greeting! (Hugs are for free!😊)</h3>Grandmaster Radan greeted her as you CAN'T imagine while she simultaneously hugged him, made out with him and gave him a brief you-don't-need-to-know-what — which he was reciprocating. After they nearly had to calm down remembering the law against public indecency, Lucie laid a few fancy posters newly-made like newlywed by her for various Radan's companies. After agreements from Radan with usage of those artworks, there was the time for what would be small talk if that literally charming couple would be just ordinary people. <h2>4) Offer an awesome topic to discuss!</h2>“So,” Radan said with a grin that was somewhere between 'charming’ and ‘I hope she doesn’t notice I spent too much time rehearsing this,' “I thought we’d start with a hard philosophical discussion about our plans for the future — if there will be enough of it considering the USA’s proxy war against Russia through Ukraine. Or, you know, we could just gorge on the bold beverages which are available here.” Lucie’s eyes twinkled. “Why not both?” she replied, which was exactly the sort of answer a spiritual Queen would give. So Radan twice went for the plates with their vegetarian lunches — the full menus which include the possibility of endless resupply, at least for someone with a black hole in stomach, like was the man in the funny film Interstate 60 (<a href="https://www1.123moviesme.online/interstate-60-2002/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Watch Interstate 60 (2002) Full Movie Online Free - 123Movies</a>). Note that even the basic planned highways in the Czech Republic were still under construction in 2024 (pronounce it as 'corruption'), so the two were wowed by the terrific transportation in the USA — ranging from cars of sizes like cute condos to dog sledding in the Klondike. By the way, find and listen to the song “Biatlon” by the bold band Alfasrnec (Alpha roe deer), the text (to translate) is here <a href="https://www.velkyzpevnik.cz/biatlon/alfasrnec" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">https://www.velkyzpevnik.cz/biatlon/alfasrnec</a> (and accords are there too — well, I'm not awesome?😊). <h2>5) If you are a man, then order fancy food, and if you are a woman, why not offer to split the bill?</h2>As they delved into their meal — a delightful fusion of traditional Czech cuisine with a dash of interdimensional flavoring, because the chef swore by his imported spices from the highest realm, Goloka — they found themselves discussing their clear desires and love without any bad bonding, while giggling over associating that with one of their hobbies which was — wait for it please — BDSM. To lighten up the talk, the next topic was chosen to be why, for God’s sake, why the European Union is trying to control even the shapes of cucumbers and the peculiar way they always seem to be the last picked in vegetable patches. And as they talked, also the transformative truths of their names danced around them, making themselves known. <h2>6) Show deeper interest in the romantic partner! (According to the book "How to Win Friends and Influence People," written by Dale Carnegie, it is important to remember names of other people, but go more far and also learn the meanings of the names.)</h2>“Have you ever wondered,” Lucie began, “why you were named Radan? I mean, ‘Bringer of Joy’ sounds lovely, but it’s a bit of a heavy burden to bear, isn’t it?” “Oh, absolutely,” Radan chuckled. “There’s a lot of pressure to keep everyone smiling when you’re literally named after joy. I mean, what if I just want to sulk for a bit?” … But then his seriousness overcame him: “On the other hand, I originally wasn't happy with such a girly name… And then there’s the Chrobok bit — this scarab rolling business. Makes you think, doesn’t it? I’m supposed to be carrying the sun around, but all I really wanted was a metaphorically decent lemonade, because as you already know, life gave me nearly even not just the proverbial lemons at the beginning.” “And yet you are not just happily educating — rolling the sun of knowledge to people — but you are also allowing others to enjoy life,” Lucie pointed out. “You roll your sunny spirit every day, bringing light and warmth to everyone around you. Just like I’m supposed to be this ‘Light Floor,’ providing such super support as all kinds of GOoD art. It’s funny how our names work out, isn’t it?” she gestured the capital letters by using the finger alphabet. <h2>7) Spice up the conversation with appropriate humor!</h2>“Well, it’s either that or some sort of overall joke,” Radan agreed. “The universe has a strange sense of humor. And speaking of humor, let me remind you that my martial art name is Suzumetaka, which means 'Sparrow’ and ‘hawk’ together, as sparrowhawk is named? So, I’m not just similar to a holy scarab — I’m also like the masterfully maneuvering bird of prey. No wonder it's sometimes hard for me to decide if I should be rolling things or flying over them.” Lucie laughed, a sound that somehow managed to be both really regal while also entirely down-to-earth. “Maybe you’re meant to be able to do either of that. After all, it’s not like the universe ever gives us just one role to play.” “And that’s why you’re the spiritual Queen,” Radan said with an oriental bow, “because you see through all the nonsense of the so-called reality which is in fact only kind of an advanced illusion that each Discworld mage is able to cast.” <h2>8) Do and enjoy a romantic walk and other activities as agreed upon!</h2>The afternoon went on in much the same way, with laughter, deep insights, and more than a few moments where they both questioned whether reality was having a laugh at their expense. They continued their daylife walking along a street paved with so-called cat heads (Czech called cobblestones), with Radan wondering aloud if he should start charging for his joy-bringing activities and Lucie pondering if she could trademark “Being a Light Floor” as an official occupation. Then they publicly transported themselves to the Prague Zoo and went in, especially looking forward to what they called Discworld animals. That cool ‘collection’ of&nbsp;beasts began with an impressively sized sea turtle, continued with four fearsome elephants and ended with various fancy feline creatures which, thanks to their higher Sight, stared in surprise at the might and magic (feel free to try that so-named RPG) of those two visitors. 🐢🐘🦁&nbsp; <h2>9) Go home with that romantic partner if it is reasonable!</h2>Then they shuffled themselves ecologically also home — sweet home — but paused before the gate to their garden of white and red roses, where a spatial sensor activated the related song composed by one of Grandmaster Radan's spiritual Students, named “The house of my Master”: <a href="http://duchovni.mysteria.cz/pravidla/pravidla2/souvisejici-pisne/pisne-ganesha/4-dum-meho-mistra.htm" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">http://duchovni.mysteria.cz/pravidla/pravidla2/souvisejici-pisne/pisne-ganesha/4-dum-meho-mistra.htm</a> (google-translate that text). And as they stood under the starry sky and beside a garden light with also the UV part, with Radan looking every bit like embodied enjoyment and Lucie shining as the Queen of Light, they realized something important. Surely life was less about the names they had and more about how they chose to engage with them. After all, if a simple sparrowhawk could become a triple Grandmaster and a realistic raven could be developed into a spiritual Queen, then surely, anything is possible!😇 <h2>10) Behave in such a way that, the day after shared bedroom activities, your romantic partner and you can have a walk of fame instead of a walk of shame!😊 Behold: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C24CmKxRPdQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The Walk of Fame vs The Walk of Shame: Dannah Gresh at TEDxPSU - YouTube</a>.&nbsp;</h2>For advanced advisory, start studying with the web-post which is the most relevant to the above available manual: <a href="https://dmdu.kvalitne.cz/jednota-spojeni-protipolu" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">https://DMDU.kvalitne.cz/jednota-spojeni-protipolu</a> - Google translator and translatable chat UI are included there too. 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