CHAPTER 1: “My First Day in Another World and I Already Want to Go Home”


I woke up lying on grass. A blue sky stretched overhead, birds chirped, and the air smelled like flowers and… desperation.


“This is Eldoria?” I muttered.


The loyalty card floated above my hand, glowing faintly.


> [Welcome, New User!]

You have gained: 10 Convenience Points!

Reward Available: RANDOM ITEM (Tier F).




“Oh great, I can finally get something useful.”


I pressed the card.


A light flashed.


An item materialized.


It was…


“A pack of disposable chopsticks…?”


This world expects me to survive with chopsticks!?


Before I could complain, someone screamed.


“Kyaaaa! S-Someone help!”


I turned to see a girl running from a pack of green, angry mini-goblins. She looked exactly like an anime princess—red hair, fancy dress, glowing necklace.


She saw me. Our eyes met.


“YOU! HERO! HELP ME!”


“…Miss, I literally have chopsticks.”


But it was too late—she already hid behind me.


The goblins charged.


The loyalty card glowed again.


> [Emergency Trigger Activated!]

Summoning: Temporary Pop-Up Convenience Store.




A conbini materialized beside me.

Fully stocked. Door automatically sliding open.


The goblins froze, confused.


I stepped forward.


Picked up a broom.


“Alright you little gremlins,” I sighed. “Come at me.”


Five minutes later, the goblins were running for their lives.


The princess clapped her hands in awe.


“A-Amazing! Sir Hero, you defeated them with the Sacred Staff of Cleansing!”


“…It’s a broom.”


“No, a legendary weapon disguised as one!”


“It’s literally for cleaning floors.”


But she wouldn't listen.


She grabbed my hands. Her eyes sparkled.


“Please! Become my guardian!”


“Uh… I just want to go home.”


“Too late, Hero! Now you belong to me!”


This world was going to kill me.


Not with monsters.


But with stress.