There's a knock at the door. A slim bald headed guy in a white vest covered in tattoos goes to the spy hole just as the door comes crushing in off the hinges throwing the guy across the room, the big ginger guy steps in the house and splats a guy's head on the wall to his right with an outstretched arm.

The little punk girl comes in swinging her bat, crashing it into a big guys face ripping his eye out.

The black woman twirls into the room like a ballerina slicing through 4 throats with high kicks as she glides through the room.

No.5 enters next "boom" he shouts with every shot of his shotgun as they tear through people all over the place.


The Indian guy stands at the door watching then presses play on his Walkman. "Simon says by pharaoh monch plays as he watches the room.

He's watching the black woman in awe as he notices a door behind her start to open so he sprints towards it slicing at people's faces and legs and chests with his brutally sharp finger nails.

A shotgun peers out of the doorway and moves closer to the back of the womans head unawares to her.

The Indian guy leaps across the room just as the guy with gun enters the room and slices across his throat with his right hand then turning in mid air to slice again with his left hand then as soon as his feet touch the floor he lifts the guy up, his head hanging off and runs towards the table, sliding under it as the guys body hits it with a great whack, his head bangs off the table tearing the last bit of flesh then bounces into the saucepan on the stove.

He reappears to the left of the table and walks around barely taller than it, stops and fast forwards his tape to shake it off by Taylor swift, sprints across the room causing carnage again n jumps on a guy's back bashing his head off the door frame then slamming his head with the door relentlessly between the frame til it's just a pile of goo.

Starts dancing through the room fucking mother fuckers up again then sees the old lady hiding in the cupboard, he dances over n goes to kiss her n bites her tongue off spitting it back at her then copies her screams while he pushes her eyeballs into the back of her head.

He turns around and everybody is just stood still looking at him

"C,c,c,c'mon man" then he gets punched in the face and the carnage resumes.

The punk girl is raging up the stairs, throwing little silver blades with great precision....poisoned up giving you no more than 10 seconds regardless so yeah bodies started dropping like bowling pins straight over the bannister.


The bathroom door is closed, the old man with the scar is taking a shit n shouts "I want one of the new ones, my one is broken"

The bathroom door swings open "B,B,B,boom!!" Shotgun blast

"Haha n,n,no Dick"


No.5 makes his way over to the basement door and pauses before opening it....