The one thing I try to avoid ever being is normal. Not from the inherent effects of being similar to the majority so much, but rather the modern standards that define the parameters of normalcy in this period of time. I have hobbies when I need to engage in small talk successfully, I've honed my skills at completely bullshiting my way through the nuanced details of randomly or pragmatically chosen hobbies I have no experience with at all. I like doing things that i feel would be deemed "inappropriate" if i were to list or discuss them here. So I'll just make a quick list , 1. nah, Building tensions by feigning to set it off like lil boosie, or someone more reputable yet still capable of properly setting things in the tradition of , off. Basically O.D.B. and sometimes Bea Arthur. 2. Sexual acts , nudity, violence, adult situations and language... and any other type of viewer discretion warning that you would find on a artsy late night cinemax masterpiece from 1997-2009. 3. Toxins, mostly of the central nervous stimulant variety and of course weed and alcohol whenever it is needed. 4. Meeting people who say paradoxical and juxtaposed statements, idioms, or cliches as some type of life philosophy they believe to be profound in its complexity and depth but its really the most beautifully ignorant display of over valued importance and intelligence. They can't really be offended, and if it does happen you can just use the duality of their motto ... to show how they shouldn't be offended by the insult you just destroyed them with... even if they dont understand they will act like they do, and by default agree with you. If they opt for the spirited disagreement and debate, then you will have more petty , and slightly sadistic victories right after. Sometimes I do good deeds too though. Quite often I find myself around people who are in need of help...I try to wait for a Good Samaritan to step up, because they have legal protection that would not be granted to a degenerate, like me. Unfortunately, these people of biblical correlations, are never anywhere near the places in which they could be of use... in these situations I take action. No good deed goes unpunished though, but im not a glutton for punishment... not that type anyway. Other than that im a fairly insane , lewd , and active blasphemer. When I find the time, I usually try to combat any ridiculous cannon rhetoric with appropriate blasphemy. It is the one thing I feel that the world needs more of, and i give it out freely. I also will give hugs, to any human being in need of one, free of charge... but , i give uppercuts out for free too, for related yet contrasting reasons, so act accordingly. I dont find my find myself to be a very good writer. Even worse than that, I know i have nothing profound to write about. So this has had an opposite effect than what i initially expected. It has made me impervious to criticism , which blatantly prevents improvement. While also lifting all social pressure of trying to achieve respect or appreciation with original and enthralling content, which eliminates the filter often associated with maturity. The mental checks that exist , to make think twice about what your about to write or say. Which is quite liberating on the front end, sometimes cringeworthy years later, but most times.. funny from end to end. If youve made it this far, you should know, you are an absolute legend and an angel you can take any amount of bullshit life throws at you. I hope you aspiring people achieve the dreams that ignite your soul, and I hope you find a soulmate that does that 10x freely and selflessly. And i hope Arsenal Fc wins the treble... and for other things ill leave out for now. Yall keep it poetically obscene and clever...or whatever, i trust you guys and gals.. and hybrids.