Homeless veteran. Traveler loves to write fantasy stories. Former number one best-selling author of The Teeny Tiny Dragon's Tales, a fable in the absurdist children's fantasy genre. Using only his government phone, his thumb and his wits, he has proven that anything is possible when one sets one's mind on accomplishing what others deemed impossible. His love of the art has allowed this old wizard to become the world's greatest wordsmith ever. The humor of his bravado occasionally gets lost on the less imaginative a soul. That being said, not too shabby for a penniless and homeless vagabond.