The cats meow

Let's face it: you cannot train your cat; the cat trains you. Could it be that the cat thinks you are his pet? He considers himself your master and rules the roost, believing he is the superior one. Who would have thought it? He poops and pees in a box, and you clean it while he watches you. After it's clean, the cat uses it again—while still watching you. So, who's the boss here? 

When the cat meows, you rush to feed him because you know he's hungry. A happy cat quickly decides to sit on you, making it impossible for you to get up without disturbing him. Eventually, after his long cat nap, he wakes up and chooses to leave.