The cats meow

Lets face it, you cannot train your cat. The cat trains you.Could it be the cat thinks you are his pet?The cat is your master.He rules the roost. He thinks he is the superior one.Who'd a thunk it? He poops and pees in a box. You clean it as he watches you. After its clean, the cat poops and pees in it again. While watching you. Then you clean it again. Who's the boss? Cat meows, oh you're hungry, let me feed you. Happy cat. Cat sits on you. You can't get up not wanting to disturb him until the cat wakes up and decides to leave after his long cap nap. Who's the big kahuna?Cat wakes you up in the morning kneading his claws in your stomach because he's hungry, you need to get up before he makes you his pin cushion. Ahhh! You smell an odor of freshly made cat poop. You need to clean the litter box again and again. Stinky cat. Cat sits next to you on the arm of the chair. He stares at you for the longest time as you are reading a mystery novel. The cat lets out a loud meow you're startled, you get up for a glass of iced tea you come back to the comfy chair to find the cat sitting in your spot. Nice and warm just for the cat. You just made dinner. You leave the kitchen for a minute to get hotdog buns out of the pantry. Big mistake. Cat smells food in the kitchen jumps on the counter sees a plate of hotdogs knocks hotdogs off the plate to the floor, feast time. You walk back into the kitchen to find him eating your dinner, he snatches 2 hot dogs in his mouth and runs down the hallway under the bed. That night the cat has the most terrible farts in the world as he's sleeping in your bed. Who's the big cheese? Cat sits on my laptop Why? He's got many other places to sit. Lazy cat. Why do cats ignore us when we call them, because they don't need anything at that moment. Stubborn cat. The cat sees you are ignoring him; no, you can't do that. He will meow loud and rub against you till you give in. He gets his way. Smart cat. He'll stalk you and pounce on you as he's hunting a predator. You are not a mouse. You are his. When you have company, he does not like to share you, remember you are his, he sits on you or by your head on the couch. When you get up, he gets up and follows you. You head to the bathroom close the door. He is left on the other side. Meow, meow as he's saying let me in. You see his paw come under the door then you see two paws under the door, Meow. You open the door. purr, purr rub, rub. It's as if you were gone for a week. Don't get me wrong all cats aren't bad. If they trust you, they will snuggle up with you at night or on top of you whichever they prefer, Purring the night away. Music to your ears. Always puts me to sleep. Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Yes, they are curious little buggers, but it made the cat an individual feline.

. Each with a different personality. Is your kitty the cat's meow or the cat's pajamas you make the choice. They both have the same meaning. Does the universe revolve around your cat? Sure, why not. May you find the kitty of your dreams to curl up with and fill your life with love and affection. Unconditional love all wrapped up in a fur ball. Lucky kitty.