Later that week, Tom-Tom-Cat knocked at the Ginger Nuts cat flap, with news. “Miaowkapiaowka, there’s a slow moving iScoffBot in our road. We’ve managed to converse with it and seemingly the wrong postcode has been typed in and it has been travelling for ages, with its battery getting weaker and weaker. It doesn’t know what to do!”

Bullpuss, Mungojerrie and Ruby leapt to their paws and set off to help.


A mumbling sort of humming noise was being emitted from the iScoffBot. With patience the cats were able to converse with it. A combination of Bullpuss’s brrrrps and Ruby’s mewwwps, if co-ordinated, allowed the machine to report.

Suddenly the lid popped up to reveal some tantalising whiffs of rapidly cooling snacks.

Bullpuss found that there were fish and chips, tasty chicken kebabs and pulled pork in a BBQ sauce. He leaned in and passed the packages to Mungojerrie.