Snake eats cake

There once was a man named Dan. His wife is Nan. She bakes cakes for their pet snake that likes to eat cake by the lake under the light of the moon. The snake got very fat. His friend the cat said, eating cake every night under the moon so bright is not right. Cake makes you jiggly and you are supposed to be wiggly. Snake met Jake that frequents the lake. He is a frog that doesn't eat cake. He's in shape. Jake hops and hops and never stops. Jake went to the lake and spotted snake eating cake. Snake saw Jake and said would you like some cake. Jake said no, I would appreciate some bait. With that said, Snake ate Jake under the light of the moon. Dan said to Nan stop baking all those cakes for snake. He is no longer wiggly. Snake cannot wiggle up the hill, for he has lost the skill. Nan sneaks out of the house like a mouse to give snake more cake still. She goes to the lake and finds snake on a date who also loves cake and doesn't mind that snake is jiggly. Nan leaves the cake for Snake and his date. The cat comes back to talk to snake who lives by the lake. Snake says, would you like some cake. His friend the cat says yes, I will be your guest. I see why you like to eat this cake that Nan bakes. It has cheese and honey OH, it's just so yummy! They were all down by the lake eating Nans cake. Forever together they will be jiggly, eating Nans cakes till they are no longer wiggly, by the lake under the light of the moon.