Feline Communication

The Journal of Agent

Gina Ginger Knickers

Feline Communication

Published by Write Impression Ltd.

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Disclaimer:

STRICTLY PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL

This document is not for hoomin consumption.

All reports contained herein are classified.

For the eyes of functionaries of Planet Cat only! And those subjects of Planet Cat assigned temporary residence on Planet Earth under the governance of Planet Cat’s Council On Matters Pertaining Exclusively To Earth (COMPETE).

Neither Planet Cat nor its subjects can be held liable for any consequence (intended or otherwise) arising from a breach of these terms and conditions.

To the untrained hoomin eye, cats may merely appear to be "dumb animals".

The subjects of Planet Cat know better of course.

We have a very unique and special way of communicating.

And I, of course, have my own special lingo: