The illegitimate love child of Don Quixote and Lili Von Shtupp (it's twue!), Daniel Hero lives in a hollowed out tree in the Pacific Northwest after fleeing persecution in Dothan, Alabama (otherwise known as occupied north Florida). When not writing, he and his boon companion, Kepler, a 100 pound silver Labrador retriever, perform interpretive dance for the indigenous squirrel population. Their latest production, A Man For No Season, has currently been held over for another winter. An ordained minister in the Church of the Abiding Dude, he is available for birthday parties and the occasional Bris.