I'm a Cat Lady, but not a crazy one.

Okay, maybe I have just a teeny, tiny bit of the crazies, but which cat lover doesn't?

To be so completely and utterly in thrall to one's feline overlords, one must be somewhat off-center.

I am "managed" by a team of ten cats and I serve Planet Cat faithfully as its chief scribe. The subjects of Planet Cat have some rollicking good stories to tell and I've been commissioned to tell those stories, which I do, under the guidance and inspiration of Agent Gina Ginger Knickers, my taskmaster.

I would never presume to call myself a writer, because a writer must be skilled in all the technicalities of their chosen language.

I am merely a storyteller, and I humbly ask forgiveness for any errors of grammar, spelling and style which you may find in these stories. I hope it doesn't offend you that a great deal of artistic licence has been taken.

I also hope you enjoy these scribblings and photographs as much as I enjoy putting them together.

I'm honoured that Planet Cat chose me to tell these stories.

John

@Dunforth

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

John has not written a story.